First slide of the summer session

...yup. A speeding freight train. The first powerpoint slide to greet students during this summer session of teaching. "This is you in this class. We cover one week of the regular semester at every class meeting. If you are taking 2 other courses, or are working a job, or have 3 kids at home or a husband/boyfriend that thinks you are 'off' for the summer, please go and drop this course. Because if you can't hang on the train, you're gonna get left behind."

 Problem is, you-know-who has keep far enough ahead of the train so that she doesn't get run over....