Gretel the Omnivore

By biological definition, omnivores eat a variety of all foods. Gretel exceeds the usual fare...

How to break into a 25 lb bag of bird feed?

Got my running shoe and removed the toe...duct tape (barely used) shoe.

Evidently she didn't like the last issue of Science magazine!

And also hated Cesar Milan's Dog Training book!

She had very fresh breath after stealing my toothpaste off the bathroom counter.

Who say's shower gel doesn't taste good? (look at that guilty face!)

Sometimes all a dog needs is a good bone!

Or a Kong toy!

Shoe and hibiscus bush were torn in the same morning...it was not a good day.

Two, yes TWO contact cases have been stolen and destroyed --- along with the contacts therein.

What towel???

I remember the days when the bone was almost as big as she was....

This is a favorite -- major chew!

Poor Ella - Gretel made it look like Ella was guilty!!!

NOT pictured: Guitar tuner (I left on the night stand) 4 remote controls that all have teeth marks/buttons missing, lotion that she squeezed all over the bed and floor, flip-flops, toilet paper rolls....I still love her to pieces...even though she keeps stealing my stuff!!!!